God: *creates the human butt*
God: oh they are gonna love this
My mind says Victoria secret model but my heart screams pizza.
Extremely random fact of the day:
The largest chicken egg recorded had five yolks in it
Pizza is a circle, pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life.
Daniel Radcliffe is like 36 now wHAT the actuaL fuCK he was rejecting Malfoy’s handshake 5 mins ago
stop being useless and start being pizza
everyone has a ‘discovering Channing Tatum’s muscles’ face.
only hard core fan girls will ever understand the emotion in randOm capitAL LEtters.